Hi, my name is Peter Roleum, and it is way too early for work! (it’s 10 p.m.) Not only do I have one hour commute, but I must fill up my gas. I stopped at some old run-down gas station and grabbed the pump, filling it up halfway. The final price came out to be 200 dollars! This is tragic, now I don’t have any extra money to buy expired Dr. Pepper infused beef jerky… the universe just hates me, I guess. My glove box had some money saved, so I used that to pay for the gas...

Today is the day that the brand-new, limited edition light pink Stanley cup comes out. My name is Brenda Smith, and today I will be getting that light pink Stanley...

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